wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
still not exactly sure what studying is
Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
I feel like I flashed forward in time last night/this morning. Who doesn’t love getting close to no sleep, cleaning up other people’s messes, and then making them food?
I feel like I have a startling understanding of what it’s like to be a parent now. Thank you drunken friend.