Really don’t want to face mother in the morning.
Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
still not exactly sure what studying is
Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent