Fuck apparently all my friends went to bed early and also decided to sleep in. I need to talk to someone. Immediately.
im alive but only ironically
"memes are illegal now
obama (via ibnuprofen)
(Source: theanti90smovement, via pizza)
why are all these popular artists copying kidz bop songs????
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
i mean it’s crazy we finish each other’s