8:06 PM


wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

(via rockyourcamera)

8:06 PM


*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

(via rockyourcamera)

8:02 PM


still not exactly sure what studying is

(Source: brunts, via keepingupwiththekardacheyennes)

1:51 PM
10:59 PM


Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever

(via feminist-space)

10:57 PM


what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

(via lydiamartining)

11:21 PM


4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

(via talliia)

7:21 AM
10:08 PM"Lay with me Cersei, I incest"

— Jaime Lannister, probably, at some point (via stupid-fucking-rope)

(via solitudeinbooks)

10:07 PM


what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

(via timelohrd)

8:24 PM

I feel like I flashed forward in time last night/this morning. Who doesn’t love getting close to no sleep, cleaning up other people’s messes, and then making them food? 

I feel like I have a startling understanding of what it’s like to be a parent now. Thank you drunken friend.  

3:22 PM