I’m at the dentist again. And my mom got me here early. Just many more minutes I get to spend in this lovely establishment today.
You would think that two dentist appointments at 8 am this morning would be enough, but no I have to go back again today.
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
I just want it to be tomorrow night already so it will be Friday when I wake up. So many great things to look forward to.
"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies
*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING
I think the hottest thing a guy can wear is a hawaiian shirt and mom jeans